Posted 02 February 2015 - 04:34 AM
Who would produce more text, 1000 monkeys, each with their own typewriter (and basic knowledge on things like changing paper and etc) or butler, winter, and munt locked in a room and given unlimited energy drinks?
At what point would the coherency and readability of the human-produced text begin to resemble that of the monkey-produced text?
Posted 02 February 2015 - 05:02 AM
Posted 02 February 2015 - 06:14 AM
I would give them 5 hours . . .
Posted 02 February 2015 - 11:13 AM
The coherency would be interesting XD
Posted 02 February 2015 - 02:02 PM
Posted 02 February 2015 - 04:10 PM
Posted 03 February 2015 - 05:50 PM
Sorry boys but unless you three have 333 arms each..don't think you can keep up xD
Posted 03 February 2015 - 06:09 PM
Let us take a closer look, shall we:
[expurgated: many many many many lines of senseless rubbish]
so there you have it, agreed?
Posted 04 February 2015 - 04:01 AM
Otherwise... Things may end in bloodshed.
Now then, how would the monkeys react if we were to introduce a female monkey? Would they stop typing? would they type better?
If we were to introduce a female OLer to the humans? - Maybe that would make it possible to keep them all in one room after all.
Posted 04 February 2015 - 01:24 PM
Depends on whether the female monkey was wearing a low cut top.
Posted 04 February 2015 - 05:50 PM
Posted 04 February 2015 - 06:03 PM
Posted 06 February 2015 - 08:19 PM
After 5:00pm each day, young male monkeys would perform lots of crude genetic experiments on teh females (usually involving gin, chips and the back seat of a Ford Anglia) resulting a new breed of male monkey who could take his own shorthand and type it up. It was at this point that IBM recognised the obvious gap in the market and invented a typewriter with a screen so that this new breed of male monkeys could type and watch pr0n at the same time. This was so successful that it the vast international pr0n exchange called 'teh intawebz' was invented so as male monkeys could swap smut and filth without ever leaving their seat.
All this was bad news for the oldfag monkeys who, being unable to type, were completely unable to access any pr0n themselves, resulting in most eventually dying of terminal frustration. Meanwhile, some female monkeys evolved into pr0n stars, lap dancers and Miley Cyrus, whilst others became rocket scientists, astronauts and Angela Merkel.
As a result the world economy boomed and the sun smiled gently upon the green and pleasant land. Ofc a few young monkeys still attempted to peform genetic experiments on the females (involving gin, chips and the backseats of ford fiestas), but most were just content to just surf pr0n and avoid the need for personal hygiene.
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