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#1 Makiltur

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Posted 25 May 2015 - 02:46 PM

[21:55:13] [butler @ 1]: are you sparkling or flat?
[21:55:51] [WaterBottle @ 1]: Sparkling for now but slowly turning flat.
[21:56:07] [butler @ 1]: oh tdear
[21:56:16] [butler @ 1]: so no spring in your step?
[21:56:37] [butler @ 1]: hmm, I'm babbling
[21:56:53] [Kyndor @ 1]: babbling, but clever . . .
[21:57:02] [butler @ 1]: down stream from here
[21:57:25] [Bat17 @ 1]: Dam clever
[21:57:31] [butler @ 1]: well
[21:57:33] [butler @ 1]: thank you
[21:57:41] [Kyndor @ 1]: omg bat
[21:57:47] [Makiltur @ 1]: well, well, well... 3 holes in the ground
[21:58:19] [Kyndor @ 1]: i the only one who noticed how bat spelled dam?
[21:58:28] [butler @ 1]: nope
[21:58:37] [Makiltur @ 1]: nope
[21:58:39] [Kyndor @ 1]: *relief*
[21:58:46] [Bat17 @ 1]: Lol
[21:59:00] [butler @ 1]: I wonder if there are any more puns in my reservoire
[21:59:15] [Makiltur @ 1]: just let them flow
[21:59:20] [Bat17 @ 1]: I dont think we could brook that
[21:59:22] [butler @ 1]: all bottled up atm
[21:59:38] [Kyndor @ 1]: *choking on my dinner b/c laughing*
[21:59:49] [Makiltur @ 1]: lol
[21:59:55] [butler @ 1]: Water we doing
[22:00:03] [Bat17 @ 1]: oh well, jut go with the flow
[22:00:34] [Makiltur @ 1]: what about current events?
[22:00:35] [AlddrA @ 6]: hope this runs out soon
[22:00:42] [butler @ 1]: oh dear god
[22:00:47] [butler @ 1]: very clever
[22:00:53] [Bat17 @ 1]: did not think that it was worth more than a ripple of laughter
[22:01:10] [butler @ 1]: maybe we should just wave now
[22:01:49] [Makiltur @ 1]: sea what happens
[22:02:10] [Bat17 @ 1]: yup he is really plumbing the depths now
[22:02:38] [AlddrA @ 6]: isn't this well dry yet?
[22:02:49] [butler @ 1]: Canal this continue?
[22:02:52] [Makiltur @ 1]: nope, still flowing freely
[22:03:21] [Makiltur @ 1]: until our minds get clogged up >.>
[22:03:40] [AlddrA @ 6]: or bottled up
[22:03:44] [Kyndor @ 1]: that may have already happened . .
[22:03:45] [Bat17 @ 1]: as long as we keep it clean, would not want Maki flushing
[22:04:07] [Makiltur @ 1]: c'mon kyndor, don't get dis-pond-ent
[22:04:26] [Kyndor @ 1]: good one ;p
[22:04:35] [WaterBottle @ 1]: Still trickling I see
[22:04:46] [butler @ 1]: we're trying to make a splash
[22:05:01] [Makiltur @ 1]: XD stream of conciousness XD
[22:05:04] [butler @ 1]: no need to ref-rain from them
[22:05:18] [Bat17 @ 1]: yup, but if it gets to cold we could always skate over the subject
[22:05:26] [WaterBottle @ 1]: xD
[22:05:33] [butler @ 1]: snow need to go in that direction
[22:06:00] [Makiltur @ 1]: for the Canadians - it May snow, don't June know?
[22:06:04] [AlddrA @ 6]: hail the might butler
[22:06:08] [Bat17 @ 1]: too much of a slippery slope?
[22:06:33] [Makiltur @ 1]: I think the topic is eroding
[22:06:35] [butler @ 1]: might be a sleat mistake
[22:07:08] [Kyndor @ 1]: 100 bottles of beer on the wall . . .
[22:07:24] [butler @ 1]: maybe we should freeze... thaw-rry, my mistake, continue
[22:07:27] [Bat17 @ 1]: I think your just trying to put a dampener on things!
[22:07:31] [Makiltur @ 1]: no, 99, and one waterbottle
[22:07:47] [Makiltur @ 1]: we moist not get distracted
[22:07:59] [butler @ 1]: Dew you know, I think we're onto something
[22:08:39] [butler @ 1]: we're making water puns
[22:08:46] [AlddrA @ 1]: not showering yt
[22:09:05] [Makiltur @ 1]: what started as a trickle of puns, turned into a deluge
[22:09:31] [Bat17 @ 1]: but I think the tide is turning now
[22:09:31] [butler @ 1]: just drink them all up
[22:09:40] [WaterBottle @ 1]: Full steam ahead guys.
[22:09:55] [AlddrA @ 1]: reaching a bottleneck
[22:09:58] [Makiltur @ 1]: my mind is spinning with all these eddies
[22:10:22] [butler @ 1]: lets all pool together fro some final puns
[22:10:41] [WaterBottle @ 1]: Wouldn't want it to spill over into tomorrow.
[22:11:18] [Makiltur @ 1]: might have to cap the well
[22:11:39] Makiltur: more of a metaphor than a pun there
[22:11:51] [butler @ 1]: mm, I think we're meandering away from our original intentions
[22:11:56] [AlddrA @ 1]: could dam it
[22:12:11] [Makiltur @ 1]: a turbulent topic, for sure
[22:12:30] [Bat17 @ 1]: well, that would stop it rapidly cascading into tomorrow
[22:12:41] [Makiltur @ 1]: mmhmmm would make for smooth sailing
[22:12:49] [WaterBottle @ 1]: Hope no one is surfing the net for puns.
[22:13:11] [Bat17 @ 1]: but we do have an whole raft of ideas here
[22:13:18] [Makiltur @ 1]: I hope our integrity hasn't eroded that far
[22:13:38] [Makiltur @ 1]: ( I know I used eroded already, but we've used well, dam, and flow a few times too)
[22:13:54] [AlddrA @ 1]: not swimming in that direction yet
[22:14:12] [Makiltur @ 1]: our thirst for knowledge cannot be quenched!
[22:14:14] [Bat17 @ 1]: I don' think that argument holds water Maki
[22:14:23] [AlddrA @ 1]: some might take the plunge though
[22:14:37] [butler @ 1]: diving to new depths
[22:14:40] [Makiltur @ 1]: just don't go off the deep end
[22:14:54] [butler @ 1]: mm, I wonder if a few of these aren't getting shallow
[22:15:11] [WaterBottle @ 1]: We're drowning in these now.
[22:15:15] [AlddrA @ 1]: just running with the current
[22:15:23] [Makiltur @ 1]: hmmm perhaps we should take a step back - you don't test the water with both feet
[22:15:30] [butler @ 1]: no more are springing to mind
[22:15:36] [Bat17 @ 1]: Easier than swimming up stream
[22:15:45] [Kyndor @ 1]: you've had both feet in it for quite a while now :P
[22:16:06] [butler @ 1]: mm, we're fishing for the next big pun
[22:16:07] [Makiltur @ 1]: hah, so far gone I'd say I'm up the creek without a paddle
[22:16:33] [butler @ 1]: channeling all my energy towards it
[22:16:37] [AlddrA @ 1]: nah, just kneep deep yt
[22:16:54] [butler @ 1]: but they aren't coming strait to mind
[22:17:05] [butler @ 1]: but I cape trying
[22:17:22] [Makiltur @ 1]: I can't bay bothered
[22:17:33] [butler @ 1]: persistance is the quay
[22:17:37] [AlddrA @ 1]: can you gulf it
[22:17:38] [Makiltur @ 1]: but I harbour no ill intent
[22:17:42] [WaterBottle @ 1]: Shore up these puns
[22:17:46] [Bat17 @ 1]: I think Butler has his finger in the dyke now, that why the flow is dropping
[22:18:09] [butler @ 1]: oh no, pier pressure
[22:18:27] [AlddrA @ 1]: get on the wharf
[22:18:50] [AlddrA @ 1]: sitting at the dock of the bay
[22:19:03] [Makiltur @ 1]: I like that song
[22:19:14] [AlddrA @ 1]: :)
[22:20:28] [Makiltur @ 1]: https://www.youtube....h?v=UCmUhYSr-e4 for those who don't know it
[22:21:00] [Makiltur @ 1]: just let the music wash over you >.>
[22:21:03] [AlddrA @ 1]: oops, stopped the flow:<
[22:21:11] [Makiltur @ 1]: was just a ripple
[22:21:27] [Bat17 @ 1]: we was locked out
[22:22:03] [Makiltur @ 1]: but I think these are getting pretty washed out
[22:22:18] [Makiltur @ 1]: the flood has turned back into a trickle
[22:22:49] [butler @ 1]: *waves*
[22:22:53] [Makiltur @ 1]: XD
[22:22:55] [WaterBottle @ 1]: Lol
[22:23:23] [Makiltur @ 1]: c'mon Achi, join this confluence of ideas
[22:24:19] Makiltur: this has been an extrememly long pun session
[22:24:35] Makiltur: I think it should go on the forums
[22:24:39] butler: XD
[22:24:54] butler: water you waiting for?
[22:25:42] butler: people should sea what we get up to
[22:25:52] butler: quay to attracting new people
[22:26:15] Makiltur: bridging the gap
[22:26:23] butler: sorry, brain turned to mud
[22:27:07] butler: I'm washed out

A short breather... and then...

[22:32:57] [Learner @ 1]: I see some people are working on the final group
[22:33:10] [Makiltur @ 1]: yes, the rest of us were too busy with puns
[22:33:41] [butler @ 1]: we had a lot of punters
[22:34:10] [Makiltur @ 1]: lots of punny people here
[22:34:21] [Makiltur @ 1]: some only think they're punny, but they're snot >.>
[22:34:30] [butler @ 1]: who nose?
[22:34:37] [Makiltur @ 1]: not eye
[22:34:44] Makiltur: oh god lol
[22:34:45] Makiltur: not again
[22:34:48] [butler @ 1]: ear we go again
[22:35:04] [Makiltur @ 1]: I might have to put my foot down here
[22:35:17] [butler @ 1]: doesn't happen toe often
[22:35:21] [Learner @ 1]: That's not where the foot belongs :P
[22:35:31] [butler @ 1]: ah, learner nailed it
[22:36:17] [butler @ 1]: I've had my hand in this. Unless someone is a-skin for more, I'll stop.
[22:36:31] [butler @ 1]: can't flesh this out for much longer
[22:37:05] [Makiltur @ 1]: quite the large body of work we've created here
[22:37:31] [butler @ 1]: I hope people didn't mind, but I did lobe it
[22:38:43] [Kyndor @ 1]: had to afk a few, but back. i see the subject matter has changed . . .
[22:39:03] [Makiltur @ 1]: yes, we've gotten to the meat of the matter
[22:39:18] [butler @ 1]: flexing our muscles in a different area
[22:39:38] [Makiltur @ 1]: bone-ing up on our anatomy
[22:39:47] [butler @ 1]: I hope everyone can stomach it
[22:40:21] [butler @ 1]: this is humorus to you?
[22:40:30] [AlddrA @ 1]: having some trouble digesting it all
[22:44:54] [butler @ 1]: hmm, too lung without another body pun

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We're terrible.

#2 winter

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Posted 26 May 2015 - 05:16 AM

HAHAHAHA! I don't know if I wish I was there or am glad I wasn't ;)

#3 DueCE

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Posted 27 May 2015 - 01:06 AM

This is too funny!




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